Because of Josh

I can't believe I'm saying this, but I think Josh has finally convinced me that farting is funny. Enjoy!



Clearly, this guy is a false prophet. Take a look at what Jesus says about false prophets:

"Watch out for false prophets. They come to you in sheep's clothing, but inwardly they are ferocious wolves... Not everyone who says to me, 'Lord, Lord,' will enter the kingdom of heaven, but only he who does the will of my Father who is in heaven. Many will say to me on that day, 'Lord, Lord, did we not prophesy in your name, and in your name drive out demons and perform many miracles?' Then I will tell them plainly, 'I never knew you. Away from me, you evildoers!'" -Matt. 7:15,21-23

Yikes! Did you catch that? False prophets can do miracles and claim to be going to heaven, but Jesus will say to them, "Get away from me!" He can have nothing to do with "ferocious wolves." Strong's concordance describes those wolves as cruel, greedy, and destructive men.

So I leave you with the words of John the apostle, "Dear friends, do not believe every spirit, but test the spirits to see whether they are from God, because many false prophets have gone out into the world."